Glorbie
Turn your quiet wins into posts worth sharing.
Glorbie is a marketing-intelligence tool for founders who are too heads-down building to notice their own wins. It watches your data sources, surfaces the moments worth talking about — a milestone hit, an unusual spike, a shift in who’s using your product — and then helps you turn that into a post. The gap it targets is real: most founders ship something great and then completely forget to tell anyone.
What it watches
Glorbie connects to the places your signals already live rather than asking you to log activity by hand:
- GitHub — release cadence, stars, contributor activity.
- PostHog — product usage, feature adoption, behavioural shifts.
- Hacker News and Medium — mentions and reach beyond your own walls.
From those streams it does three things: anomaly detection (flagging a metric that jumped or dropped out of its normal range), milestone tracking (catching the round numbers and firsts worth marking), and pattern recognition (spotting shifts like a segment adopting a feature faster than everyone else).
How it works
The loop is designed to end in a published post, not just a dashboard nobody opens:
- Glorbie spots a signal — for example, “designers are adopting this feature 67% faster than other users.”
- It scores how post-worthy that is — a simple urgency rating so you’re not drowning in noise, only nudged on the things that actually matter.
- It asks a clarifying question and drafts the copy — an AI-written post with the context and the “so what,” ready for you to edit and ship.
The honest status
Glorbie is early — it’s pre-launch with a free waitlist and a “launching soon” page — so this is a “get in before it opens” situation rather than a sign-up-today one. The site is intentionally light while the product is being built, and its own tagline sets the self-aware tone: “Dumb name. Smart marketing.” Treat it as one to watch and to reserve a spot on, not a mature tool to build your whole marketing motion around yet.
Who it’s for
Solo founders and small teams who are strong at building and weak at consistently marketing — the people whose best growth moments pass by unremarked because nobody was watching the data with a storyteller’s eye. If your changelog is impressive and your social feed is silent, that’s the exact mismatch Glorbie is built to fix.
Why it’s here
Glorbie is a Code Shock product in the same spirit as FindMeeting: automate the thing you keep meaning to do. If you’ve ever shipped something and forgotten to talk about it, it’s aimed squarely at you — and while you’re here, the guides and the free FindMeeting scheduler are worth a look too.
New here? FindMeeting is the free group scheduler from the same team — or read the guides and see the rest of the network.